LILY: A sword fight?!
MARSHALL & TED: Sorry Lily.
LILY: On Monday I’m gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin’ broad sword!
MARSHALL: Well, just to be fair, it didn’t go all the way through.
LILY: I’m sorry, is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?
MARSHALL: You’re right. I’m sorry. We were fighting to see who gets the apartment. And I won.
TED: Uh, you didn’t win. I gave it to you.
MARSHALL: Uh, you know, if I had tried harder-
LILY: Wait, wait, I don’t want that apartment. It’s a boy apartment. It’s full of swords and video games, and kinda smells like dude. I mean, it’s fine for now, but when we get married I want to start a new life with you. In a new place.How I Met Your Mother, 1x08 “The Duel”
(Source: phoenixandlittlegrey)
